Here is a Christmas present to all the Pitt fans out there in POV land and thank you very much Hobie for sharing it…
T’was Christmas eve in Oakland when all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
When out on the front porch there arose such a clatter, Ebenezer Pitt sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
He opened the front door and what to his wondrous eyes did appear, but a ghost saying Hail to Pitt!! and dressed in Pitt gear.
“Who are you?” asked Ebenezer.
“I’m the ghost of sports past,” was the reply.
“Long past? he asked. “Pitt’s past,” the ghost replied.
“Why are you here?”
“It’s about this front porch you have, there is no curb appeal. In the 20’s and 30’s Pitt’s front porch was very attractive, much like Alabama’s is today. Now, not so much.”
“But we decided back then to emphasize academics and downplay sports. We built an inspiring Cathedral of Learning as testament to that decision. Have you seen our nationality rooms?”
“Oh yes, very nice. But they are the rooms behind the front door. You yourself said sports is the front porch of the university that students see first, and you tore down Pitt’s biggest cathedral to sports, Pitt stadium. You emphasized academics, not that there is anything wrong with that, but maybe instead of a weight of 80 academic to 20 sports, or 70 to 30, could you have made it 60 to 40?”
“But we put a beautiful basketball arena in its place. Laid out all wrong for TV, but nice nonetheless. We used to have really good basketball teams.”
“Used to indeed. Well gotta go now, expect another ghostly apparition in about an hour. You make your decisions… then your decisions make you.”
It seemed like 60 or 70 decades passed, not 60 minutes, when the doorbell rang.
“Who’s there?’ said Ebenezer.
After singing a chorus of “Sweet Caroline,” the apparition said, “I’m the ghost of Pitt sports present.”
Upon opening the door, Ebenezer found a right jolly old elf holding a Fanta and Ebenezer laughed at the sight in spite of himself. “I suppose you’ve come to complain about the front porch,” Ebenezer said with a smile.
“It’s no laughing matter,” said the apparition, his sunny disposition turning serious. “Why do you laugh at the empty seats at the Pete, or the yellow seats at Heinz? Why do you laugh at the mediocre wins and losses records in football and a once proud basketball program seemingly in shambles? Why do you celebrate ancient football victories over once upon a time rivals and not have more victories today in the your own conference? That’s your front porch. That is what people see. Do you like your curb appeal?”
Ebenezer’s head drooped along with his smile. “Yes, spirit, I agree it’s not a pretty sight – yoi and double yoi.”
“If you think the front porch looks shabby now, wait until the ghost of Pitt sports future arrives,” the once affable apparition said as he faded away. “Expect the future in an hour.”
In an hour’s time Ebenezer saw the bleak future. It was so ugly, I can’t report it here.
“Gloom, despair and agony on me,” cried Ebenezer. “Tell me spirit, is this vision what could be or what will be?” he pleaded. “If it’s not too late, I can change. I can fix up the front porch. We’ll restore pride to Pitt sports teams, student and fans. Please, apparition, please! I promise to keep Pitt sports in my heart every day of every year.”
And Ebenezer Pitt was as good as his word given on that special day and kept Pitt sports in his heart every day of every year from then on. More money went to upgrade facilities; to fund an on campus stadium, to give coaches and assistant coaches a raise to competitive levels (and even higher than competitive levels) and to travel throughout the country to recruit great new ball players using private jets. Now the front porch was beautiful and everyone was happy.
Well POVers, all’s well the ends well…
H2P to all and to all a good night,
Hobie
Loved it Hobie. But I think it will take more than a ghost to scare Pitt’s BoT. I’m afraid Ebenezer wont change his ways.
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Great work Hobie and a big Merry Christmas to you.. and a great New Year…………. ike
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Dickens would be proud
Casting:
Ghost of Pitt Past: Johnny Majors
Ghost of Pitt Present: HCPN
Ghost of Pitt Future: tbd
Marley: Wanny
Ebenezer (up until the transition): UPitt (edging out Stevie)
(after the transition): Gallagher
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Gallagher has set Pitt althletics back 25 years.
Hobie – Great Work!
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What a great bedtime story as I prepare to retire for the evening. Ghost of Pitt Future. Maybe they will read this Christmas classic and make appropriate moves. I will start holding my breath.
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PSU got two 5 Stars. Unreal. Plus about nine 4 Stars. What gives????
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Upitt is the greatest! We need to get together. You’re the man!
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Haha Buddy. Email me… mehalovich@hotmail.com
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Cam Johnson makes his UNC debut and the Heels lose at home to Wofford. Karma!
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Amen
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Hobie, well done and Merry Christmas to all!
Pittman4ever
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Bless you Hobie for giving us an ounce of joy in this train wreck which we are all addicted to called “Pitt Sports”. #50 recruiting class …Bah Humbug!!!
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Re: psu recruits
One reason some choose to go there is the amount of partying and alcohol available there.
They have got to be getting close to one of top 5 party schools from what I have read over the past few years.
Recruits are 18 years old. Unfortunately, some of them are attracted to the prospect of taking advantage of 10 to 20k young drunk girls.
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Got news for you Pittfan28, that urge doesn’t stop at 18 years of age. That’s how most people meet their wives.
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Yes indeed!
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Hobie great read. I see better fortune ahead.
UPitt … could Franklin be using a 5 ⭐️Escort service to enhance his recruiting.
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Great piece Hobie…more than welcome to write more for the POV.
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Reed – Thanks – Hobie
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Great post Hobie!
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I can use one typed character to explain PSU’s great success recruiting. $
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Hobie – enjoyed it! Thanks for spreading a little Christmas cheer!
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Everyone – Thanks for all the kind words. Merry Christmas to all POVers and let’s hope for better than 5 and 7 to make it a happy new year. – Hobie
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Excellent work Hobie…even tossed in a double yoi. Looking forward to further works from you!
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If i remember this story correctly the ghost of the future is a scariest of all. Merry christmas….lol
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