If anyone needs any more incentive to start their planning their trip to the Quicksilver Golf Course for the Pitt POV Open Golf Outing in April then take a look at this:
I had a bunch made up, 14″ x 24″ and they are sturdy as hell and just waiting to go home with you…
That’s only one of the many interesting yet surprisingly likable prizes to be awarded to those who cough up the big bucks and who can actually play a decent round of golf.
Other prizes awarded will be top-shelf wines and fine delicacies from the nearest Kroger’s.
You know that this takes you right back to your days at Pitt – getting a drunk on in Oakland before you got to the real night parties where you could actually try to use one of our third-tier prizes (below). At least you hoped and really, really, wished you could finally use one before you passed out at 11:00. Then you would wake up at 3:00 am and eat the first thing your hand would find in the fridge.
Well, all that and more are coming your way if you sign up to play… and don’t let it be said by anyone that the Pitt POV doesn’t know how to throw a party.
All this and a freakin’ 20 ft flagpole to boot. I can’t wait! I’m also having a full-color, full-detail Styrofoam Heinz Field made by the finest old-country craftsmen in Blawnox.
It will have the football field cut out so that it fits right over a toilet bowl seat for all the POV’ers who keep bitchin about Pitt tearing down Pitt Stadium to use at their leisure (good for up to 250 lbs sitting weight).
The last place golfer gets to take the faux-stadium home at the end of the festivities to put in his Man Cave right between his Danny Marino helmet and his POV membership bracelet. Plastic bags will be provided for the trip home.
So, Rick Caldwell (Erie Express) and I am hard at work (Rick mostly) with this and will have something to present to you as soon as the Spring Game date is announced.
It’s going to be a blast guys.